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Chernobyl Babies Owner Released from Custody (Part 1)

Chernobyl Babies owner “Gulf Coast” Michael Lazar has been released from custody after being locked up and charged with serial trade rape.   The release was due to the shitting of the bed by

Ray Jack3d Does GQ

Washington D.C.--The bitter rivalry between I Think I'm Gay and I Know Your Gay seems to be growing by the second.  It seems that Asian Sex Gazette isn't the only thing I Know Your Gay owner John Vandendriessche reads. He apparently also peruses GQ magazine -- at least the September issue with I Think I'm Gays owner Ray Jack on the cover.

Vandendriessceh didn't pass along his evaluation of the cover, which showed Jack dressed in a green V-neck sweater and herringbone slacks, but he expressed disdain for one of the inside pictures of Ray.

The much-discussed GQ issue with Ray Jack on the cover is out, and the I Know Your Gay owner has plenty to say about it.

"Look at this, that's embarrassing," Vandendriessche said while speaking on his weekly radio show on ESPN D.C. "Page 94 of this GQ thing here, that's so Twinky." Vandendriessche was later fined for an undisclosed amount by newly appointed Commissioner Ning.  Sources say the fine will probably go towards covering the leagues legal fees in the You Cant See Me dues dilenquency dispute.

The photo to which Vandendriessche was referring shows Jack, dressed in white pants, a black tank top and holding a Gucci fur-lined coat over his shoulder. Don't think that Vandendriessche, who has never won anything in the London Silly Nathans League to deserve a cover, was talking out of jealousy. GQ cover shoots just aren't his style.

"I like my anonymity. I like my privacy," Vandendriessche said. "I like being able to not be in the public eye so when my team finishes in last the fans wont know it was I who decided drafted two kickers and currently have none through bonehead GM moves."  Easy to do when your not GM/Power Ranker of the Year.

Is the GQ spread as "twinky" as Vandendriessche says.  You decide.

Your Telling Me This Guy Cant Afford to Pay League Dues?

Per my source James Housman.  The owner of "You Cant See Me" was spotted off the coast of the Virgin Islands riding the Taxpayer Taxi with Kate Moss this past Labor Day.

You Can't See Me files for Chapter 11

Rhode Island -- Facing the painful prospect of stiffing league dues, Commishoner Pfaendler, employees, and his players, team "You Cant See Me" filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in a Rhode Island court Friday.  This adding to off-the-field troubles that have hobbled one of fantasy football’s most storied franchises.

Team owner Michael Cronin, upset that league commissioner Mattis Pfaendler rejected his cashiers check, now hopes the federal government will approve and extra $25.66 towards his unemployment check to be used for league dues and daily necessities such as cigarettes.  A hearing is set for Wednesday at 1:30 p.m.  in a Rhode Island Superior Court.

LSN legal expert Tim Sheerer says “You Cant See Me” owner Michael Cronin “bought himself some time by filing for bankruptcy.”

The move by a cash-starved Cronin comes just days before he was expected to miss the league dues deadline of Labor Day, a day Cronin no longer is allowed to celebrate, and possibly be confronted with a London Silly Nathan takeover. Commissioner Pfaendler  issued a statement condemning Friday’s development.

"The Commissioner's Office has spent the better part of the last month working with Mr. Cronin and his representatives on the financial situation of You Cant See Me, which was caused by Mr. Cronin’s excessive debt and diversion of unemployment checks for his own personal needs such as weed and Siracha, a popular Chinese hot sauce. We have consistently communicated to Mr. Cronin that any potential solution to his problems that relies on an equally cash-starved government's bailout contributes to the long-term detriment of the club and would not be acceptable.”

Legal expert Sheerer expects LSN to contest Cronin’s request for filing bankruptcy, arguing the dispute should remain within the confines of fantasy football and the league's set guidelines which allows Pfaendler to take control of a team that seeks Chapter 11 protection and dues delinquency.

The main issue is whether "the bankruptcy court maintains control of the proceedings or consents to fantasy football's league rules" said Sheerer. "The courts recognize the special interests of the commissioner and give him great deal of deference. My sense is that won't happen very quickly at all."

However, that being said, to further complicate things, from way out of left field, is a bid to purchase the troubled franchise.  

The bid comes from this man, controversial fantasy football maverick Senthil Thilathaicantpronouncethis.

The selling of you can’t see me to such a clouded owner with a such a notorious track record will almost certainly be shot down during the ownership approval process.  Another lingering holdup would be the renaming of the historic franchise to “Clue Goo.”  

Sources close to the situation say in addition to covering the dues, Senthil is offering a pack of camel crushes and an oil change, desperately needed to keep Cronin’s Subaru able to get to internet access.

The deal is reportedly for everything, including the team, accounts password, and rights to Joe Webb. Cronin has no comment and it’s unclear whether he’s open to selling. But it’s not every day that someone offers you an oil change.  Assuming it’s something London Silly Nathans would be receptive to, how could Cronin turn this down given all of the financial challenges he currently faces?