Modded Halo 3?

I tried playing this copy of Halo 3 that Ray sent me but when I put it in my xbox all that I got the disc to play was this.  Should I send this back? 

"Might be Gay"

Here's another reason league owners should be on alert with Ray Jack: Turns out new owner Joe Ulrich has kept a ridiculously disturbing secret about his interactions with criminal mastermind himself.

For those who don't know (or forget) who Joe Ulrich is: formerly an outrageous South Oakland basement party staple who gained instant notoriety for being an overly enthusiastic keg pumper who parlayed that popularity into a full-time party career.  He even wrote the bestselling novel "Tappin’ and Kickin’ Kegs while Tappin’ and Kickin’ Ass.”  Then, in 2011 Mr. Ulrich joined  the London Silly Nathans as the newest member of the historic fantasy football league. It was during that fateful time that he and Mr. Jack’s paths began to cross. Sort of.

Last week, close to the draft, Mr. Ulrich and I were discussing a possible collaboration on the post draft report then which turned into a conversation about the whole "baby dick" phenomenon,  abundantly seen in the draft chat. He claimed that he has been on the receiving end of several of those types of cell phone conversations by drunk members of the league. We later had a conversation about who some of the more well-known baby dick jokers were. However, one league member took it a step further. One who was very into cell phone-babydicking him was none other than Raymond Zachary Jack.

 Now, at one point in his life, this news wouldn't be too surprising. Jack’s time in the Delta Tau Delta fraternity is littered with stories about his boozing and carousing young men in a dark room full of shirtless Zac Efron posters. But good old honest Ray Jack?

"Oh yeah," he said. Ulrich said that Jack first began to call him as soon as he joined the league and leave friendly messages on his voicemail. He played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Jack turning on the Shaler simpleton charm on his way back from picking up a hot copy of Halo, giving Joe a friendly good ol' boy hello to a strapping young man. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Jack started to turn weird.

Ulrich claimed he spurned Jack’s advances because he was straight, but also because he just joined the league and, at the time, he didn't think it was the best idea to start a torrid gay affair with one of the league’s highest profile owners (Commissioner Pfaendler has not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Jack/Ulrich saga at this time). Plus, if he went forward with how aggressive Jack was and how creeped out he was to some of the other owners, he suspected he might get kicked out of the league.

The interactions were flirty and bizarre but Ray didn't think there wasn't anything that would make Joe too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Ulrich received a picture on his phone which was so shocking that he just tossed it across the room.

It was his dick. Ray Jack’s dick. A real life baby dick.  And it happened multiple times. In fact, Ulrich claims that, in one of the photos Jack allegedly sent him, he's masturbating — while wearing nothing but an X-Box live headset.

Maybe Ray was just a little lonely  and sought some companionship with Ulrich who, if you hadn't noticed, does resemble his last boyfriend.


One thing that is notable: it turns out that Ray watched last year's Teen Choice Awards at home in Shaler. He didn't watch it alone, however.  According to one source, he watched his boy toy Justin Bieber with special guest: Dennis Dodder. I wonder what those guys talked about?


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